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Liz Odife

Liz Odife, Staff Writer

My name is Elizabeth Odife, but please call me Liz for if you attempt to pronounce my last name you’re going to butcher it horrendously. I would rather publish my atrocious writing from third grade, when I believed I was going to be the next JK Rowling, than hear you attempt a proper pronounciation of my last name. Moving on, it is imperative that you recognize that despite my big vocabulary I still lack the intellectual capacity to create a grammatically correct sentence. This short paragraph is a clear demonstration, I enjoy listening to music, for it allows me to escape from the year 2020 temporarily and this is my first year on staff, as a Sophomore. To any college scouts reading this, log off and never witness this atrocity again.

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